My Mind is playing tricks on me

My brain is having trouble understanding what my eyes are seeing:

The Brewers and the Tigers are now 2-0. When was the last time either of those teams were 2 games over .500? Of course Dmitri Young broke his leg, so it can't last too long for the Tigers. Even more unbelievable is that Mike Mussina is 0-2, against the Devil Rays. In the immortal words of Walter Sobchek "Has the whole world gone crazy?"