Tuesday, February 01, 2005

A Little Kidnapping News

Damn plastic infidels!Posted by Hello

I have 2 explanations for today's amazing kidnapping attempt. First, somebody at The Onion is smart enough to hack their way onto an Islamofascist website and fooled everyone on earth. The alternative explanation is that the local terrorists have become so frustrated that their best effort is kidnapping G.I. Joe. One of the interesting things I thought about today is this: Whenever you see coalition troops undertaking some variety of mission, they are rarely alone. Hell, you rarely see any soldier without at least 2-3 of their comrades alongside them. What makes Joe Terrorist think he can fool Billions of people with an action-figure? I wonder if this one had the "kung-fu grip."


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