Monday, February 07, 2005

Fun with Tyranny

Oh HerroooPosted by Hello

That wacky Kim Jung Il is at it again. Apparently he does not subscribe to the old saying "any publicity is good publicity." Of course it's hard to get good publicity when you're not in control of the message. For example, last summer Mr. Il's PR people released a statement that the commander had taken up golf. He had such golf acumen that he dominated on his first day out:

"Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported."

So the dimunitive leader is so adept at everything that he should be lauded by people of all nations as a hero to even the smallest man. Apparently he doesn't take jokes very well though. This story details the Great Leader's desire to clean up his image after those bastards at Team America besmirched his outstanding reputation. The best part about it (besides that they're serious) is the response from the Czech Embassy.


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