It's actually a love story

Now this guy is unhinged

Okay ladies and germs, this guy takes the Valentine's day cake. There are scant details about his personal life, but this is Gerald Krein and he tried to set up a mass suicide on Valentine's day. Apparently, he recruited women across the U.S. and Canada to off themselves. Now I'm not suggesting anything, but if this boob were smart, he would have followed Jim Jones' example and just spiked the Kool-Aid. I mean seriously, folks, this guy is obviously not mentally competent, just look at the picture. He's got that glossy look in his eyes. I'm going to assume that his master plan had something to do with unrequited love and some sort of revenge. Oh well, at least he wasn't successful.