And in this corner...

Apparently, in the winding road that is Terrell Owens' ginormous ego, fighting Hugh Douglas is a good idea. According to the Trenton Times, official newsrag of Central Jersey, and later confirmed by ESPN, Douglas called out Owens and T.O. thought he would take a swing. Here's the problem, Hugh Douglas is 6'2" and tips the scales at 281. His arms are the size of most men's thighs, and he can probably handle himself when the times comes. The only advantage T.O. has on Douglas, besides his combination of stupidity and a desire to hear himself talk, is that he is an inch taller. The entire series of incidents has gone way past normal, and at some point Owens and his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, will get a healthy dose of reality. In the interim we can just hope for the duo to get hit by a train or perhaps come down with Anthrax.